March 1-4, 2001

John P.: "There are no Jews in NASCAR"

Mike: "Isn't Cole Trickle a Jew?"

Todd B: "I want to talk to you about something. I love pussy..."

"Heyup" (not sure about the spelling on that one)

"Purple, I love purple."

Seth: Overheard in the minivan: "GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!"

"It's like borrowing money to pay the mortgage"

Lance: "I normally get pretty liquored up..."

John P. - "Howard got a lot of action at the catholic youth center"

Seth - "then she tried to bite my tongue off"

Baldwin - "JC's got a bat wing that could cover this table"

MO - answer "Bobby Mercer" guy reply - "thats right" Mo - smug until the guy

turns around then grin of happiest man on the planet

MO - Sister of Rack just got up to help rack

Waitress - "I don't respond to snapping" Lance under his breath "we spent alot

The karma gods...at least those that monitor "Heyups" (actually spelt "HIT")

took their revenge last night. When Todd and I stopped in Fairfield to

pick-up his car it was gone. After six or seven calls to various law

enforcement agencies, we learned that it had been stolen from the Denny's